Tools

Tools

A few things that do real work. Free to try, paid to unlock.

These aren't demos. Each one is a working tool built around a problem I kept seeing in the field: inboxes full of pitches nobody knows how to handle, decks full of acronyms that never changed a decision, business plans that flatter instead of inform.

Try the thinking before you buy the time.

Free versions are real... you'll get signal. Paid versions are for when you want the full output, the depth, and the ongoing capability.

Full versions

Pitchslap

7 reply variants, LinkedIn enrichment, all 15 tones, follow-up drafts.

Bullshit Linter

Unlimited docs + the tool learns your team's patterns + coaching.

Revelocity Assessment

Full 15-section researched plan, financial model, risk matrix, Go/No-Go.

BattlEngine

Ongoing auto-diffs, human approval gate, full audit trail, distribution.

PLG Diagnostics

Full 190-item diagnostic across 8 funnel phases + prioritized roadmap.