Tools
Tools
A few things that do real work. Free to try, paid to unlock.
These aren't demos. Each one is a working tool built around a problem I kept seeing in the field: inboxes full of pitches nobody knows how to handle, decks full of acronyms that never changed a decision, business plans that flatter instead of inform.
Try the thinking before you buy the time.
Free versions are real... you'll get signal. Paid versions are for when you want the full output, the depth, and the ongoing capability.
Free to try
Pitchslap
Paste an inbound pitch. Get a calibrated reply (or a reason not to bother).
Run it free →Bullshit Linter
Paste a doc. Get back the acronyms doing ceremony work instead of decision work.
Run it free →Revelocity Assessment
Rough idea → quick gut-check on whether it's worth pursuing.
Run it free →BattlEngine
One-time teardown of a single competitor. See how the tool thinks.
Run it free →PLG Diagnostics
Short readiness score. Are you actually set up for product-led growth?
Run it free →Full versions
Pitchslap
7 reply variants, LinkedIn enrichment, all 15 tones, follow-up drafts.
Bullshit Linter
Unlimited docs + the tool learns your team's patterns + coaching.
Revelocity Assessment
Full 15-section researched plan, financial model, risk matrix, Go/No-Go.
BattlEngine
Ongoing auto-diffs, human approval gate, full audit trail, distribution.
PLG Diagnostics
Full 190-item diagnostic across 8 funnel phases + prioritized roadmap.